Feeling Sheepish

Have you ever chickened out on an opportunity, with no reasonable shot at an encore, and regretted your cowardice?  I have.

And 30 years later, as luck would have it, it seemed I might finally redeem myself.

This unlikely chance at redemption occurred at the unlikeliest of places, a sheep farm in Scotland.  Our tour stopped there not so much to see the sheep, but the sheepdogs.

Perhaps you’ve heard of or seen sheepdog trials on television.  These competitions challenge a dog handler to command his dogs, from a distance, to maneuver a flock of sheep across fields, around gates, and towards or away from the handler.

Our shepherd was Neil.   Shepherd’s hook in hand, he looked the part.  A bit rough around the edges, with plaid shirt, weather resistant pants, and a five-day beard, his tousled hair waved in the breeze as he gave his spiel.

_72D6424-1200

The yard was filled with dogs.   Scottish border collies of various ages roamed around, each hoping to join the elite cadre of herders.  For our demo, Neil directed five dogs.

He did this using both voice and whistle commands. In order to have the dogs work as a team, each performing a different task, each dog would have his own set of commands. A whistle sound meaning “go left” for one dog would mean nothing to another, he’d have his own whistle.

_72D6428-1200

Picture this.

A herd of sheep, not known as being particularly bright, is milling around a field off in the distance, out of sight.

A pack of dogs, of a breed many consider the most intelligent among canines, await their running orders.

A shepherd, rough on the outside but with well-polished skills on the inside, sizes up the problem.  On one level, educate a batch of clueless tourists on what is being attempted. On another, speak to five different dogs in five different languages that both individual dog and handler can understand, but leaves the tourists baffled.  Using these commands, move the sheep around, positioning the dogs by having them obey commands in detail, and do all this without having the sheep scatter in six directions with dogs chasing them in five.

Sometimes it would be a single dog, moving the herd.

Sometimes they’d work in teams, going so far as splitting the herd into smaller groups.

In all cases the dogs were on it, with a fascination and enthusiasm that made us wonder why they didn’t go off half-cocked.

_72D6434-1200

It was impressive.

_72D6435-1200

They may have been sheep, but they seemed pretty cowed.

_72D6439-1200

And when all was said, whistled, and done, the dogs lined up on command, inspecting their work, proud of a job well done.

After the demo, there were a few other enticements.   For those into the younger set, a feeding frenzy.

_72D6452-1200

But what does any of this have to do with personal redemption?  Had my life, at some stage, gone to the dogs?

Let’s back up 30 years.  I was a freshly minted scuba diver, and had just fulfilled a childhood fantasy – diving the Great Barrier Reef.  But before heading home from Australia I made a little side trip.    A visit, inland Australia, with a young couple I’d met a couple years earlier.

It was a chance to chance to experience the real Australia, outside the realms of touristville.  I learned the joys of Vegemite (blech!),  of Yabbies (an Aussie version of crawdads – yum!), and the perils of trying to keep up with an Australian at the beer cooler (don’t even go there.)

It was also a chance to visit a working sheep station.

As it happened, I visited while they were shearing sheep.  Brawny Aussie dudes, clad in sleeveless T-shirts, they physically manhandled the sheep and gave them a quick shear a Marine boot camp barber could only hope to emulate.  And after I watched a few haircuts, they offered to give me a try.

I chickened out.

I gave myself some lame-ass excuse about not wanting to get my freshly cleaned clothes dirty before hitting the road again.  But in truth, it intimidated me.   And after I left, and every time I’d see someone shearing sheep on TV, I’d kick myself.   I’m sure those Aussie guys would have been happy to help out the American city slicker, and that my fears were groundless.

So, when 30 years later, I looked at the tour itinerary and it mentioned a sheepdog herding demo and the option of shearing a sheep,  I said to myself, “finally!”  One less monkey crawling across my shoulder blades.

Ok, so the reality of the opportunity didn’t measure up to the reality of the sheep station.  One was a gritty workplace, full of sweaty men cranking out shave jobs, the other a tourist gimmick.  Childs play, you might even say.

_72D6448-1200

It was a hand holding deal all the way.  But it was a real sheep with a pelt that had real value, and Neil didn’t want a bunch of tourist hacks trashing his clip jobs.  He’d hold down the sheep and set the clippers in place, all the tourist had to do was squeeze.  Snip, snip, snip.

IMG_0246-1200

Tourist hack or not, I did not bail out again.  Even if it was only symbolic, even if it was just a few snips, even if it was a shadow of the full, manhandling experience, this was one lifelong regret I had to put to rest.

And so the visit ended.  Neil had a productive day; he scored some tourist cash and found a different way to take advantage of a sheepskin. The tourists enjoyed a demo of working dogs that was truly impressive, and a chance to hang out with lambs and puppies.   And I put an old regret to bed.

As for the sheep and the dogs, tomorrow would be a new day; a new chance for ovine idylls of life in a meadow and the dreams of a young dog to join the big show.

_72D6455-1200

 

51 thoughts on “Feeling Sheepish

      1. 🙂 Sorry, sometimes my evil punster twin emerges. He’s been with me from the start, I got it from my Dad. I generally try to suppress it, especially when I start seeing people cringe when I walk in.

        Liked by 1 person

  1. An amateur with a large pair of shears and a struggling 200lb. animal, what could go wrong? Maybe chickening out and leaving Australia without a trail of blood wasn’t the worst idea. But…the sheep seemed cowed??? Cowed. Really?? Where are those shears! 😅.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. I proud of you Dave, but really I came for the dogs. I bet that was an experience watching them in action. I used to live with a Australian Shepherd and nothing made her more joyful than her “work” (herding small children into the house).

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Yes, it was nice to put this one to bed. I may have overplayed this piece a bit, it’s not like I was losing sleep over it. Just thought I’d try a human interest spin, guess I need to work on nuance.

      Like

  3. Have you ever read Jon Katz’s books about his border collies? He used to teach them to herd sheep, and the process was fascinating. As for regrets, I’m so glad you got a second chance to shear a sheep! Sometimes life does let us try again.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Pingback: Feeling Sheepish — Plying Through Life – PerchSpective

    1. Wow, you did get up close and personal. I think I’d have preferred one of those brawny Aussie dudes do the sheep rassling. In Scotland, the sheep didn’t put up any fight, and provided horns for handles. But then, they were surrounded by dogs. They might have figured they were one misstep away from being lamb chops.

      Like

  5. Even though we saw sheepdog demonstrations in two different New Zealand places, I had no idea they had different whistles for different dogs.
    Great post. It gives evidence for the adage that we regret the things we did not do more than the things we did do.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. eremophila

      Knowing Aussie shearing sheds, I reckon you were wise to give it a miss. Shearers here while good blokes are known for their warped sense of humour.
      Nice to see the Scots doing the full tourist show using old blade shears.
      A few months ago I watched a couple of young women shearing with them and doing a great job.
      I’ll get around to posting those pics one day☺

      Liked by 1 person

  6. We used to have a beloved Aussie named Mango. Not quite a border collie, but also a herding dog. And he LOVED to herd. Anything, anyone. Us, kids, cats, people at the beach. It was fascinating how instinctive it was. i would love to see a herder in action with all those dogs doing their jobs so efficiently. I never realized that different “languages” were used for different dogs. What a skill! So lucky to witness that in the real.

    And as for the shearing, I think it’s pretty cool you got to re visit a lost opportunity. We should all be so fortunate haha.

    Peta

    Liked by 1 person

    1. I’ve heard that about herding dogs – that people are just something else to stick into a corner. If they were people, they’d probably be compulsive housekeepers.

      Like

    1. Thanks, Denise. I didn’t realize sheep was a big deal in Colorado, although I remember something about cow folks and sheep folks not getting along that well in western history. Guess that must have been around SW Colorado.

      Liked by 1 person

  7. Pingback: Toasting Haggis – Plying Through Life

  8. Terrific storytelling, Dave, and pictures to match. Glad for the happy ending.
    I had a similar experience in New Zealand. Loved watching the herding dogs and I did shear a bit of a sheep with electric scissors and I felt horrible because I nicked the poor thing. 😬 It is definitely a hard job.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Thanks, Jane. I notice the pros nick the sheep all the time, so don’t feel too badly about it. New Zealand is a beautiful place, isn’t it? Welcome to my little following, I think you’ll recognize some names from your own.

      Liked by 1 person

  9. Wonderful words and pictures that truly capture the beauty of sheepdogs in action … there is an amazing understanding between man and dog and the way they work the sheep. I felt it when my brother died and the next day I realised his favourite dog had not been off the chain for a while. The connection was like an electric charge from Dougie up the lead to me … it felt as if he understood that here was someone who seemed like Peter … but he wasn’t. Not quite. And I felt the connect with my brother. And so we had the best walk along the coastline of Port Fairy in south-western Victoria. I’m so glad you experienced the Australian outback … the world is a wonderful place … keep sharing your travels

    Liked by 1 person

    1. I’m glad that piece brought back such a positive memory for you, it’s always interesting how people react to stories. BTW, that little town I was in when I visited the Aussie couple that took me to the sheep station? Jerilderie. That’s what attracted me to your post.

      Liked by 1 person

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s